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Lion-Taming While-U-Wait

What man has not wanted to command the wild, ferocious power of the Big Cats? When this fellow eagerly enrolled in Circe's lion taming course, little did he realize he had volunteered to become the lion, not the tamer!

The Big Mirror
(done for my buddy Oliver)

Up On A Pedestal

What big teeth I have...
Something's wrong with this mirror

What bigger teeth I have now!
This is getting out of hand!
Maybe I should see a dentist... and a barber...
"Now, Leo..."
Nice piece of tail
One thoroughly tamed lion
"Uh, growlll?"

Why not read my brand new bestseller?

Then again, some people can't wait to be the 'mane' attraction:
"Oh man - I'm really changing!"
"Change me more!"

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