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Early One Morning
at the Hotel Drake

When this lost and weary traveler checked into the ornate old Hotel Drake, he wasn't expecting to spend the night in an elaborately duck-themed room -- or that the next morning, the special bath oil that mysteriously spilled itself into the tub would have such a dramatic - and permanent - effect on his complexion...

What Th- Quack?!
Feathery Fingers?
Quack? QUAACK!!!
Waddle I Do Now?

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